🎵 It’s a Hard Life as a Fluffy Girl

🎵 Oh, where have you been, my happy-faced girl?

🎵 And where have you been, my darling young one?

🎵 I’ve been to a place where the corgis all gather

🎵 I’ve been to a place where the poodles go crazy

🎵 I’ve been to a place where the sand meets the water

🎵 I’ve been to a place where the beavers build houses

🎵 I’ve been to a place where the sky was on fire

🎵 But it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard

🎵 It’s a hard life as a Fluffy Girl.

🎵 Oh what did you see, my bright-eyed girl?

🎵 And what did you see, my darling young one?

🎵 I saw a big bird catch a fish in the river

🎵 I saw a red fox on the grass in the morning

🎵 I saw a big squirrel run away with his treasure

🎵 I saw two baby beavers swim away from their mother

🎵 I saw six baby ducks disappear in a drain pipe

🎵 I saw three swimming humans in the river in winter

🎵 I saw ten thousand geese on the cold frozen water

🎵 But it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard

🎵 It’s a hard life as a Fluffy Girl.

🎵 Oh, what did you hear, my fluffy-eared girl?

🎵 And what did you hear, my darling young one?

🎵 I heard the stampede of some hooves in the meadow

🎵 I heard the sweet song of a bird in the shadows

🎵 I heard the alarm of a squirrel in the treetop

🎵 I heard the soft swish of a duck in the water

🎵 I heard many acorns hit the ground when the wind blows

🎵 I heard echoes of sounds from the icy pond water

🎵 I heard quail in the bush kwok-a-kwok in the darkness

🎵 But it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard

🎵 It’s a hard life as a Fluffy Girl.

🎵 Oh, what have you done, my foxy-faced girl?

🎵 And what have you done, my darling young one?

🎵 I played hide and seek with my corgi friend, Grover

🎵 I brought home a big stick to add to my treasure

🎵 I played “chase the geese” with my friend on the golf course

🎵 I rode on 2 wheels on a bike in a basket

🎵 I went down the river in a big scary kayak

🎵 I rescued myself from the watery rapids

🎵 But it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard

🎵 It’s a hard life as a Fluffy Girl.

🎵 Oh, what did you dream, my sleepy-eyed girl?

🎵 And what did you dream, my darling young one?

🎵 I dreamed of an island where the dogs are all corgis

🎵 I dreamed of a home where the treats are all liver

🎵 I dreamed of a time when all humans were children

🎵 I dreamed of a time I could run with no tether

🎵 But it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard

🎵 It’s a hard life as a Fluffy Girl.

🎵 Oh, when is life hard, my beautiful girl?

🎵 And when is life hard, my darling young one?

🎵 It’s hard when a human thinks I’m not a corgi

🎵 It’s hard when a human thinks I’m a Kardashian

🎵 It’s hard when my tummy gets muddy and sandy

🎵 It’s hard when my fur gets ice balls in the winter

🎵 It’s hard when the sun heats my fur in the summer

🎵 It’s hard when I have to get brushed every morning

🎵 It’s hard when I have to get groomed much too often

🎵 It’s hard when the rain comes and I can’t go outside

🎵 It’s hard when the sink calls to douse a butt nugget

🎵 It’s hard when I can’t have a part in a dog show

🎵 It’s hard when my fur makes my skin much too itchy

🎵 It’s hard when I’m out and never meet another fluffy

🎵 Yes, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard

🎵 It’s a hard life as a Fluffy Girl.